Gary Suter

For those of you who are interested in hockey you may have heard of Gary Suter. I was waiting for my friend to finish changing after his hockey game at a local arena. Hockey arena's, especially interesting and while waiting I noticed one of those Hockey Card Machines. I had a quarter on me so I decided to buy a few (You get two for a quarter). Anyway's one of my cards I got was of Gary Suter. You can tell from his cards that he's not a very photogenic guy. In fact in his picture he looks like the bog man mixed with a mentally retarded ugly guy. See below.
As you can see, Suter is clearly a relative of Homo Nocturnis, the common swamp-man. His protuberant forehead, his sunken eyes, and his clear lack of any sentient thought show him to be the missing link between ape and larger ape. Clearly, the swamp-men lack the necassary ability to think to be considered "human".

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