Let's See if Mao Jian Nu is Accepted to Magic School

I found some website called Serria School of the High Mountains while looking at role-playing forums to write an article on for this blog. I scraped the idea of doing RP forums in general and decided to focus on this one. To get your charactar accepted to the board you must first propes it in the proposal section of this site. I've alway been a fan of martial arts so I'm gonna propose a martial arts charactar named Mao Jian Nu. It's pretty much my name run through a random name generator. His talent will be Scarecrow Vengance Kung Fu. I doubt he'll be accepted as this is a Harry Potter style Role Playing deal. I'm not too sure how this game works but I really don't care because it is only RPing.

Here's my Charactar sheet. (you have to make one of these as I already pointed out)

Name: Mao Jian Nu

Age: 17

Race: Human

Year: 2

Talent: Scarecrow Vengance Kung Fu

Weakness: Social Interaction (I want him to be more or less an asshole)

Personality: Mao Jian Nu beleives greatly in inner strength and this reflects in his Martial Arts abilities. He doesn't like to associate himself with people who are weaker because he believes that though they may become better as people themselves it will prevent him from achieving his martial arts destiny. He practices Kung Fu everyday and is very acrobatic because of it. He never back down from a challenge and approaches everything with a need to conquer attitude.

Apperance: When people see Mao Jian Nu stands about 6.3, He has black hair and brown eyes due to his asian heritage. He is often garbed in a simple Kung Fu Uniform because of it's comfortable feel and also because it allows freedom of movement. He is in great physical sate because of his extensive training.

History: Mao Jian Nu has practices Kung Fu from age 5. He master many skills quickly and became a master at age 15. After earning his master rank Mao Jian Nu started developing his own styles to find what will work best for himself. He attends Serria hoping to enfuse magic into martial arts to create the ultimate style of Kung Fu.

House I want to be in: Silvermyst

House I don't want to be in: Echonious


I'll post stuff later based on whether he get's into this game or not.

The Over-Useage of the Looking Glass

Many titles of various works use the term "Looking Glass". Some examples include "Castle Beyond the Looking Glass", "Other Side of the Looking Glass", "Through the Looking Glass", "The Ugly Man Who Stares at Me from the Looking Glass" and many others. To be honest with you the term Looking Glass should have only been used once as the poetic novelty half-life of this term is about everytime you say. Just say "Looking Glass" about 10 times over and it becomes almost repulsive and quite boring to hear. You can't have a Looking Glass these days with out it being some sort of portal to another dimesion. I'm just gonna come out and say it, mirrors aren't that cool. They might have been back in the day when it was like looking into a pond only you weren't bent over and it didn't looking like you were fading out of existance with a frog in you mouth, but now their just not that impressive. Shut up poets. You the kind of people who can't right coherent stories and attribute irellevent qualities to things and take longer say things then need be. Anyone one can be a poet.

What a poet would say:
I gaze out into the blue distance. Textbook eyes penetrate my concrete soul. Twisted pain is my emotion now. No entrance into intelligent interaction.

What a normal person would say:
Nobody likes me.

And you hsve the nerve to call that hard. Funnily enough I used to think a looking glass was a telescope.

Three worlds of peace, results in crap

Paul liked the size of his ego. And then, Paul decided to shut the hell out of his doorwayl. Lasers flashing, was all he thought of. Sandwich, the one tasty peice of ass, was all he loved that night. Because he knew that he was Hitler reincarnated in a deer's body being hunted by tap-dancing acountants. He believed strongly in the judicial process when ghosts strike his body in the crotch. Spirit Northern Micro was his favorite brand of chocolate, and also copyrighted. Although he does infringe on people's right of passage. This does not make him a dancing banana hammock which he loves to hug for reasons unknown. The last dragon that he slew was counting on a very good supply of super flying ninja's. He was very oppressed at night because of the robots which were dancing on his face. This angered him into a violent erection which destroyed universes. Because of this Harvey's banned him. Many Africans relied on dancing to become enlightened and end this story.

An Inside Joke That You'll Never Get

Robot
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A Future's Time

Matt Broker worked as an automobile mechanic. In the year 2164 people with positions such as his needed to have a degree in engineering. "Car's" were very different in the year 2164. Added features such as ion flux capcitators were used to levitate the cars virtually eliminating traffic jams as we knew them. Car's weren't the only thing that had advanced. Peoples minds had evolved to a whole knew level of intelligence making the average public IQ 204 points meaning Matt's education was little to be proud of.

Matt stepped outside of his shop looking into the sky. Something in the sky flashed catching his eye. He focused his eyes on the object plumeting from the bright blue heavens. A bright ball with strips of energy being flung back behind it leaving a trail of fire in the sky. As it came closer Matt could make out the object's general shape. He could see bits of black metal no doubt burned from the objects entry into the atmosphere. It was heading straight for the residential section falling uncontrollbly from the sky. An electric whirring noises could now be heard, followed by a large sonic explosion as the metal sphere broke off revealing a massive metalic object curled up. The object started to unfold revealing to true nature of it's existance. A giant humaniod robot smashed right into the ceter of the residental area crushing Habitation complexes and sending debris flying everywhere. Matt had been thrown to the ground as the mechanical moster made impact and got up quickly to witness the destruction of his and many others home. The robot was now picking up building in one hand and shredding them with the other. Matt looked into the sky and saw more flaming shells no doubt carrying other robots and knew that the time of organic life was coming to an end.