The Facts About Smoking

Yesterday I really wanted to go biking but I couldn't because there is snow everywhere. I tried to think of something to kill time with until I had to work but couldn't think of anything so I pretty much did nothing. Today I bought a usb. Then on my way back I drove 5 Km/ph above the speed limit. I like to think that one day people will have gliding cars and be able to go airborne and what not. While I was waiting at a stoplight the radio said something about Japanese Banana and The Chipmunks. I assumed they meant the band. Most people don't know that the Japanese word for banana is banana. What a weird coincidence. One day I hope to steal the door of every house in Japan. They wouldn't know what happened. Then the next day they wouldn't know what happened. Then the day after that I would replace the doors again but not with the right house. It would be pretty funny. I thought I'd include a picture of the Japanes Banana Tree because it's pretty relevant.

Will The Future Ever Come?

How many people have longed for the day where they would be traveling at light speed in space ship to far away planets. But the truth of the matter is that the Aztecs already foretold our doom. In exactly 4 years ago this planet should have died by fire or explosions. Most people conclude nuclear bombs how ever the sun going super nova sounds alot cooler. Since we're way over due on our doom now would be a good time to party. I mean who wants to die holding a book and drinking water in their bed.